We, the chosen few, shall not be swayed by the whims of the surface world.
Our walls shall be reinforced with an arsenal of nachos, a fridge full of artisanal cheeses, and a library of dog-eared paperbacks.
Join us, and together we shall laugh at the absurdity of it all, and craft a new world order, one can of spray paint at a time.
Section 1: The Art of Nacho Science, Section 2: The Fridge as a Philosophical Tool, Section 3: The Can of Spray Paint as a Medium