In the year 20XX, we, the underground bunker dwellers, have been forced to adapt to a world that no longer makes sense. We've been driven underground by the rising sea levels, the never-ending news cycles, and the crushing ennui of it all.
But we refuse to be defeated. We've created our own little community down here, with our own rules, our own culture, and our own brand of madness.
And so, we issue this manifesto: We, the underground bunker dwellers, will not be silenced. We will not be ignored. We will not be fed ramen noodles for the rest of our lives.
Read our revolutionary principles for more information on how we intend to rise up and reclaim this world.
Learn more about life in the bunker and why it's the best decision we ever made.
And for the love of all that is holy, do not look at what we're doing in the lab.