Article 1: The Purpose of the Bunker
We, the inhabitants of the Underground Bunker, believe that the key to true freedom is not in the clouds, but in the damp, dimly lit corners of the earth. Our manifesto outlines the guiding principles of our subterranean utopia.
Read on to Article 2: The Importance of Poor Ventilation
Go to Section 3: The Acceptance of Foul Odors as a Way of Life
Explore The Joy of Rat Collaboration in Section 4
Dive into The Utopician Diet: A Guide to Eating Only Canned Goods
Discover the Liberating Experience of Shared Living Quarters in Section 6
Uncover the Joys of Unfettered Material Accumulation in Section 7
And so, the revolution will begin... from beneath your feet.