The Chemical Leaks of the Underground Bunker: A Guide to Not Dying
Warning: The following information is not for the faint of heart. Or lungs. Or liver.
Causes of Death
- Asphyxiation by Fart Gas
- Cardiac Arrest due to Excessive Caffeine Consumption
- Respiratory Failure from Inhaling Paint Fumes
- Spontaneous Combustion from Poorly Ventilated Wiring
Prevention is key!
Don't be a statistic! Follow these simple steps to ensure your survival in the bunker:
- Don't fart in the airlock
- Don't overcaffeinate on bunker coffee
- Don't touch anything with your bare hands
- Don't wear anything flammable
Learn about toxic waste management to further minimize your risk of death
What not to do
Don't:
- Don't touch the mysterious green goo in the corner
- Don't drink from the yellow pipes
- Don't use the elevator during a chemical leak
- Don't trust the bunker's AI to tell you what's safe