DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to eat the fluorescent paint-splattered vending machine in the corner. It's not a snack bar, it's a hazard.
Don't Try To Drill Into The Wall
Don't Play With The Electricity (You'll Get Fried)
And for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to communicate with the moths. They're not your friends, they're just moths.
Don't Feed The Rats (They'll Turn On You)
Stay safe down here, folks. We're counting on you not to mess up the entire operation.