Q: What's the deal with the whole "underwater fishing for seals" thing?

A: You see, it's like this: seals are super smart, they've got their own underwater internet. We just want to get in on that action. We've got the best fishermen, the best bait, and the best excuses for why we're not actually catching any seals (it's for science, okay?).

• Learn more about our philosophy behind underwater fishing for seals
• Check out our tried-and-true methods for catching those slippery seals
• See our results (or lack thereof)

Q: Is it safe for the environment?

A: Oh, totally. We've got our eco-friendly seal-catching gear. It's like a cross between a fishing rod and a Segway. (Just don't ask the dolphins.)

• Read about our sustainability report (or lack thereof)