``` Underwater Fishing for Seals: Advanced Seal Whispering Techniques for the True Professionals

Technique 3: Secret Hand Signals for Advanced Seal Whispering

Master the Art of Communicating with Seals in the Dark

Warning: Do not attempt to use these advanced seal whispering techniques unless you're a certified Seal Whisperer. These techniques are for the true professionals who have mastered the basics and are looking to take their seal-whispering game to the next level. Prolonged exposure to the following signals may result in irreversible damage to your sanity.

Signal 1: The Flapping Hand of Desperation

Wave your hands wildly in a 3-1-5 pattern, making sure to keep your elbows locked at a 90-degree angle. This signal should only be used in emergency situations where the seal is trapped in a shipping container and you need to signal for help.

See also: Technique 1: The Whispering Buddy

Signal 2: The Squirting Hand of ConfusionTechnique 1: The Whispering Buddy | Technique 2: The Squirting Hand of Confusion | Technique 3: Secret Hand Signals