It has come to our attention that you, an uninvited guest, have been partaking in our snacks. We appreciate the interest, but please refrain from eating our property.
Our staff is shocked and outraged by the blatant disregard for our snacking boundaries. We're considering implementing a Snack Restriction Policy to deter future incidents.
However, we're willing to offer you a Compensation Package to make up for the damages incurred. Please select from the following options: