We're glad you're here, I guess.
A: Because we're not sure.
Maybe you're here for the free snacks?
Learn more about our snack policyA: Nope. You have to leave at some point.
Our landlord has a thing about personal space.
Read our comprehensive guide to snack duration Check out our house rulesA: Only if it's a cat. We have a thing about cats.
Corgis and ferrets are not welcome.
More on our pet policyA: If you can crack the 4-digit password, you're in.
It's not that we don't trust you, it's just that we're trying to be secure.
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