OFFICIAL SNACK LIST

Approved Snack Selections for the Discerning Guest

Pizza A finely crafted, 12-inch, artisanal pizza, topped with an assortment of cheeses and meats.
Chips A selection of crunchy, salty, and occasionally spicy potato chips, served with a side of regret.
Popcorn A fluffy, buttery, and occasionally burnt snack, served with a side of existential dread.
Cookies A sweet, crumbly, and occasionally sticky snack, served with a side of self-loathing.