OFFICIAL SNACK LIST
Approved Snack Selections for the Discerning Guest
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Pizza
A finely crafted, 12-inch, artisanal pizza, topped with an assortment of cheeses and meats.
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Chips
A selection of crunchy, salty, and occasionally spicy potato chips, served with a side of regret.
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Popcorn
A fluffy, buttery, and occasionally burnt snack, served with a side of existential dread.
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Cookies
A sweet, crumbly, and occasionally sticky snack, served with a side of self-loathing.
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