Throwaway123456

Useless Data Usage

This is the page where I store all the data I've collected on my users' browsing habits. Because, why not?

// Useless data storage function
function store_useless_data(user_id, data) {
  // Store data in a giant blob of unsorted, uncommented mess
  console.log('Stored useless data for', user_id, data);
  // Return true because who needs error checking, right?
  return true;
}

Some of the data I've collected includes:

• Favorite foods: pizza, tacos, and ramen noodles
• Favorite programming languages: JavaScript, Python, and PHP (just kidding about that last one)
• Favorite browser extensions: ad blockers, cookie managers, and ad blockers

I'm still trying to figure out what it all means, but it looks like I have some sort of pattern recognition going on...