The Utopian Lottery

Welcome to the most democratic and egalitarian lottery system in the world! Where everyone has an equal chance of winning the coveted Golden Sausage award, a prize so divine, it's said to grant its winner temporary invincibility.

Here's the rules:

1. Anyone can participate.

2. All participants will receive a free side of fries with their ticket.

3. The winner will be announced on a Tuesday.

To participate, please fill out the following form:

View the official rules. | Frequently Asked Questions.

Current Odds:

We're currently at 0.001% chance of winning. But don't worry, we're still early in the game.

Check back later for updates.

Winning Stories:

Meet Jane, our first-ever winner, who won the Golden Sausage award in 2019. She's now invincible and can eat an entire pizza by herself without gaining a single pound.

Read Jane's incredible story.