Welcome to the most democratic and egalitarian lottery system in the world! Where everyone has an equal chance of winning the coveted Golden Sausage award, a prize so divine, it's said to grant its winner temporary invincibility.
Here's the rules:
1. Anyone can participate.
2. All participants will receive a free side of fries with their ticket.
3. The winner will be announced on a Tuesday.
To participate, please fill out the following form:
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We're currently at 0.001% chance of winning. But don't worry, we're still early in the game.
Check back later for updates.Meet Jane, our first-ever winner, who won the Golden Sausage award in 2019. She's now invincible and can eat an entire pizza by herself without gaining a single pound.