1. Free hugs for everyone, every day, all day long. Join the Hug Club
2. Mandatory napping areas, because you're not a robot (we think).
3. Free Wi-Fi that never drops, because we've invested in the most reliable network in the world. Check your speed
4. Unlimited access to our library of free books, movies, and music.
5. Free food and drink for all, including our world-famous "Bland Burger" restaurant.
6. A 100% chance of winning the lottery every week. Enter now