What Our Citizens Say About Utopia
"I've never been so free! The only thing I'm not free from is the constant surveillance state, but that's just a minor quibble." - Bert the Bureaucrat
"Utopia is the perfect place to practice my art. The only thing I'm not sure about is the art that's been installed on my house." - Sue the Sculptor
"I love how Utopia has abolished all crime! The only thing I'm not happy about is the lack of challenge in my job." - Bob the Bored Accountant
"Utopia is so... beige. I mean, in a good way. I've never been so excited to wear the same outfit every day." - Pam the Pantaloon
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