Bob the Robotic Conundrum: A Utopian's Guide to Unemployment

By: Zorvath, Utopian Bureau of Labor and Happiness

What is Unemployment?

Unemployment is not a thing in the utopian society of Bob's world. Everyone has a purpose, a passion, and a perfectly adequate robotic replacement for their old job. But for the sake of argument, let's assume it's a problem.

Imagine you're a highly skilled toaster mechanic with 10 years of experience. You're good at making toasts, and you're not good at anything else. But, alas, the utopian society has replaced you with a toaster robot that can make 1000 toasts per minute, while you can barely make 10.

You're left wondering: what now?

Learn about the Utopian Union's benefits, which may or may not cover your toaster-related expenses.

Find out about the Utopian Retraining Program, where you can learn to make 1000 toasts per minute like a pro.

Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, check out some of Bob's personal advice on how to deal with unemployment, the human way.