By the power vested in us, we, the Sandwich Maesters, hereby declare our independence from the tyranny of the mundane. We reject the bland, the boring, and the beige. We shall not be swayed by the blandishments of the beige-crowd. We shall not be silenced by the crushing banality of the everyday.
Article I: The Right to Sandwich
We, the Sandwich Maesters, assert our inherent right to a sandwich at all times, in all places, and in all circumstances.
Article II: The Obligation to Be Interesting
We, the Sandwich Maesters, are bound by an unbreakable oath to be interesting, to take risks, and to push the boundaries of the known.
Article III: The Freedom to be Bizarre
We, the Sandwich Maesters, are free to be as bizarre, as absurd, and as illogical as we please, in the name of the greater good of the sandwich.
Article IV: The Code of Conduct
We, the Sandwich Maesters, shall live by the code of conduct that governs our behavior:
Join us, and together we shall shape the future of the sandwich, and all shall be well with the world!
Or, at the very least, we shall have a really good sandwich.