The Manifesto of Rebellion in a Bucket

Welcome, comrade, to the UTOPiA in a Bucket, where the revolution will not be televised, but it will be sold at the Utopian Sandwich Co-op Store.

Our manifesto is not just a document, it's a lifestyle. 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