In a world where the skies are perpetually on fire and the oceans are made of cheese, we, the Utopian Vanguard, have come to the realization that the only way to achieve true harmony and prosperity is through the implementation of our patented 12-Step Program for Utopian Enlightenment (PSUPE).
In a world where hope is merely a mythic construct, we must first shed its illusionary shackles. Only then can we begin our journey towards true freedom and happiness.
Read on to Step 2: The Importance of Sarcasm in Utopian Life.