Welcome, fellow visionaries, to the most epic document in all the land!
In this glorious manifesto, we declare that all individuals shall be treated with the utmost respect and dignity. No more shall the tyranny of "no, just kidding, you have to pay the bill" reign supreme!
We demand a society where everyone's feelings are validated, and their Wi-Fi connections are always stable and fast. Where every individual has access to a lifetime supply of avocado toast and craft beer.
Read Article 1: The Right to Free Hugs Read Article 2: The Sanctity of Self-Care© 2023, The Utopian Society, All Rights Reserved. May our revolution be televised, but only on Netflix.