Ingredients:
1 cup Chrono-Squid, 2 cups Temporal Rice, 3 cups Displaced Leek, and 4 cups Time-Traveling Tapioca
Instructions:
Displace the leek in a chrono-displacement field for exactly 7.3 seconds, then mix with the other ingredients in a temporal blender at precisely 4:14 PM on a Tuesday.
Optional:
You may add a dash of Spacetime Honey for an extra burst of flavor.
Enjoy!
Or not.