Welcome to the VACUUM 1000 Prototype Reports! This is a highly classified and extremely secure portal for the most elite and secretive projects.

Project: Vacuum Cleaner 5000

Project VACUUM 1000 is a top-secret initiative to create the most efficient and silent vacuum cleaner in the world. The team has been working tirelessly to bring this revolutionary technology to market.

Project: Robo-Vac 3000

Project Robo-Vac 3000 is a spin-off of the original VACUUM 1000 project, designed to be more... autonomous. It's still in the testing phase, but we're hopeful it'll make the original look like a toy.

More Information on Project VACUUM 5000

Project Robo-Vac 2000: The Next Generation

Project VACUUM 4000
Top-secret documents leaked, classified as "Confidential" by the government. Don't tell anyone.
Project VACUUM 6000
Still in development, but expected to revolutionize the industry. Or not.

Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We don't really care.