The 1000 Year Wait: A Vacuum's Best Friend

Are you tired of cleaning your house? Do you wish to spend your days stuck in an endless cycle of dust, dirt, and despair? Look no further! Our 1000 year wait vacuum is here to save you from the drudgery of cleaning!

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Side Effects May Include:

Spontaneous combustion of socks
Temporary blindness from excessive dust
Loss of all sense of time and space