Technical Specifications:
- Power Output: 1000W (or 1 kW, we're not here to mess with physics)
- Frequency: 50/60Hz (because who needs consistency, really?)
- Efficiency: 99.9999% (we're not made of money, but we're close)
- Operating Temperature: -20°C to 100°C (don't even get us started on that)
Our power source is designed to be the most inefficient thing in the world. Like, have you seen our competitor's 500W model? That thing is a power-hungry beast! Our 1000W model, on the other hand, will consume all your power and then some. But hey, at least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing you're wasting your money on the most energy-intensive appliance in history.
Learn more about our overheating problems
Why it's not made in China (spoiler: it's not because we're afraid of communism)