TERMS OF SERVICE
By using our Quantum Teleportation Service, you agree to the following:
- You will not attempt to transport anything larger than a toaster
- You will not try to transport any sentient beings, including but not limited to humans, animals, or household pets
- You will not transport any items that are not explicitly allowed by our Item List
By violating these terms, you may be subject to Consequences including but not limited to:
- Unstable quantum fluctuations
- Unplanned matter transference
- Uncontrollable teleportation loops
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