WARNING: READ THIS BEFORE YOU TRY TO PORT

TERMS OF SERVICE

By using our Quantum Teleportation Service, you agree to the following:

  1. You will not attempt to transport anything larger than a toaster
  2. You will not try to transport any sentient beings, including but not limited to humans, animals, or household pets
  3. You will not transport any items that are not explicitly allowed by our Item List

By violating these terms, you may be subject to Consequences including but not limited to:

  • Unstable quantum fluctuations
  • Unplanned matter transference
  • Uncontrollable teleportation loops
Frequently Asked Questions Allowed Items Consequences