We're sorry to inform you that the fabric of space-time has been severely disrupted by a rogue timestream.
As a result, your temporal coordinates are now 1000 years out of sync with the rest of the universe.
Please report any issues you experience due to this discrepancy to our Temporal Discrepancy Compensation Team (TDCT).
We'll do our best to compensate for the discrepancy, but no promises, really.
Thanks for your patience, and for not trying to kill us.