Are you tired of your vacuum just not sucking? Well, we've got you covered. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated troubleshooters will guide you through the most advanced techniques to get your trusty vacuum up and running like a champ.
Step 1: Check the obvious (i.e., make sure it's turned on)
Step 2: Consult the ancient art of suction whispering
Yes, you read that right. The Suction Dance. A delicate balance of hip swiveling, arm waving, and heel tapping. It's like a ballet, but with more dust and dirt.