Management

Welcome to the management team of Vaguely-Occupied, Inc., where the boundaries between "work" and "napping" are delightfully blurred.

Our team is dedicated to doing the bare minimum, while still somehow managing to keep the company afloat.

Meet our fearless leaders:

• C.E.O. (Chief Executive Officer of Doing the Bare Minimum)
• C.F.O. (Chief Financial Officer of "We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing with the Money)
• Human Resources (aka "The One Who Answers the Phone")

Our mission: to exist.

Subordinate to the whims of our fearless leaders, our staff is comprised of:

• Developers (of excuses, not software)
• Marketing (a.k.a. "The Ones Who Send Out Spam Emails)
• Finance (a.k.a. "The Ones Who Count the Pennies)