Welcome to the VALUATION STANDARDS, where we take the art of valuation and turn it into a science.

What is valuation, you ask?

Valuation is the process of assigning a value to a thing. It's like trying to put a price on a unicorn, but without the whole "unicorn" part.

Our valuation process

Our process is simple: we use a combination of magic and math to determine the value of anything you throw at us.

Step 1: Magic

We start by waving our wands and reciting ancient incantations to imbue the thing with a spark of value.

Step 2: Math

Step 2: Math

We then use our fancy math book to crunch the numbers and come up with a valuation that's both accurate and utterly arbitrary.

Step 3: More Math

Step 3: More Math

We repeat the math process until we get the right answer, or until our calculators start to melt from the sheer terror of it all.

And that's it! That's the secret to our valuation magic.

Our valuation team

Meet our team of valuation experts, each with their own unique blend of magic and math.

John Martha Steve Steve, our resident math whiz, is a master of the ancient arts of Excel and Word. John, our resident magic expert, can turn a penny into a unicorn.