Welcome to the VALUATION STANDARDS, where we take the art of valuation and turn it into a science.
Valuation is the process of assigning a value to a thing. It's like trying to put a price on a unicorn, but without the whole "unicorn" part.
Our process is simple: we use a combination of magic and math to determine the value of anything you throw at us.
We start by waving our wands and reciting ancient incantations to imbue the thing with a spark of value.
Step 2: MathWe then use our fancy math book to crunch the numbers and come up with a valuation that's both accurate and utterly arbitrary.
Step 3: More MathWe repeat the math process until we get the right answer, or until our calculators start to melt from the sheer terror of it all.
And that's it! That's the secret to our valuation magic.
Meet our team of valuation experts, each with their own unique blend of magic and math.
Steve, our resident math whiz, is a master of the ancient arts of Excel and Word.
John, our resident magic expert, can turn a penny into a unicorn.