Welcome to Valuation Standards, where we proudly abandon all math in favor of arbitrary rules and gut feelings. Because who needs actual numbers, anyway?
Here's a brief overview of our valuation principles:
We base all our valuations on the roll of a dice. It's a foolproof system, we swear!
Learn how our patented method works
We compare companies based on how cute their CEO is. It's science, we tell you!
Understand how this works in action
We multiply our valuations by whatever number seems cool at the time. It's called 'artistic license,' we assure you!See examples of this principle in action
Got questions? We got answers!
Please note that our valuation standards are not actually standards. They're just a bunch of made-up nonsense. But hey, who needs actual standards, anyway?