The VHS Player

Welcome to the most unreliable video cassette player in the galaxy.

Here, you can experience the thrill of analog video playback, complete with static, glitches, and an 80s flair.

Currently playing:

• Episode 1: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Remote" (1982)
• Episode 2: "The Great Tape Worm" (1985)
• Episode 3: "The Adventures of Captain VHS" (1987)

Want to know more?

• Learn about our glorious history
• Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)
• Contact our dedicated customer service team (just kidding)