VHS Player Settings
Warning: fiddling with these settings may cause your sanity to slip into madness.
Contrast settings: Because your eyes are begging for mercy
Oversaturated mode: For when you want to make your eyes water
Buffering settings: Because 10 seconds of waiting is 10 seconds too much
Infinite buffering: For when you've given up hope
Control layout: Because who needs a user interface, anyway?
Sound settings: Because your ears are aching