Speed settings

Adjusts the speed at which the VHS player plays back your favorite childhood memories.

• Slowest - Watch your parents' faces contort in agony as they try to get you to eat your vegetables.
• Slow - Experience the nostalgic thrill of waiting for 10 minutes for each 30-second segment to load.
• Current - The optimal speed for maximum entertainment value.
• Fast - The speed at which you'll be forced to watch an entire season of "My Little Pony" in one sitting.
• Blazing - For those who enjoy a good migraine.