Underground Club Sessions: Rules

Rule 1: Don't Be a Dick

Respect the other members, or face the consequences.

Read the full rule 1

Rule 2: No Candles in the Disco Ball

Don't even think about it, it's just not going to happen.

Read the full rule 2

Rule 3: Be Prepared to Get Weird

We're talking glow sticks, glow-in-the-dark paint, and questionable life choices.

Read the full rule 3

Secret handshake required for entry

Important Note:

We're not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential crises caused by our rules.

Disclaimer:

This is a work of fiction, not actually a real club. Don't try this at home (or do, we're not judging).

Disclaimer 2:

We're not actually a real organization, but if you want to pretend we are, go ahead and have fun with it.

Disclaimer 3:

Don't sue us. Or do, we're not lawyers.