VOID SQUAD MISSION LOG
MISSION REPORT
Log Entry 001: Maintenance Log, Stardate 23/02/2023
VOID SQUAD's latest maintenance schedule has been...interesting.
- Engine 1 overheated and exploded. Replaced with new one.
- Engine 2 had a minor oil leak but was fixed with duct tape.
- Coffee machine broke down. No coffee.
We're still trying to fix the toaster.
MISCELLANEOUS
Spotted a strange object in space: Object X-1
Updated crew manifest:
- Captain Zorg: Still in charge.
- Engineer Xylophone: Still trying to fix toaster.
- Crew member 345: Still exists.
Upcoming events:
- Birthday Party for crew member 345
- Engine 1's replacement is scheduled for arrival.
- Unknown Object X-1 will be discussed at the next meeting.
