Strange Object Briefing
Our team, Void SQUAD, has received intel about an anomalous energy signature emanating from the abandoned space station, 'Zorgon's Hope'. The readings are unclear, but our sensors indicate a possible energy fluctuation of 4.72 gigahertz. We're sending in a probe to gather more data.
You are assigned to lead the mission. Be careful, the station has a history of... 'recycling' its occupants.
Side Effects
Side effects from exposure to the strange object have been reported to include spontaneous combustion, involuntary flatulence, and an increased risk of existential dread.
Please report any unusual symptoms to Mission Control immediately.