The year is 2087, and the world is still reeling from the devastating effects of climate change, economic collapse, and reality TV's influence on societal norms.
Enter the Fortress of Shame, a maximum-security prison designed to house the most egregious offenders of the past century.
Our mission today: extract a rare strain of genetically engineered, super-sentimental, and terminally awkward fungus from the depths of the fortress.
Side effects may include: crippling self-doubt, existential dread, and an unshakeable sense of moral ambiguity.