Mission Debrief
Our team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated agents infiltrated the enemy's server farm, planted a series of Easter eggs, and then promptly forgot where we hid them. Again.
Our mission was to disrupt the enemy's data flow and cause maximum chaos. We succeeded, but not without some minor setbacks. The server room was infested with pigeons, and we had to make an emergency exit through the ventilation shaft.
Agent 47 was captured, but managed to send a distress signal using only a tin can and a paperclip. We extracted them using a grappling hook and some questionable dental work.
We have reason to believe the enemy is now using a combination of tarot cards and Excel spreadsheets for their strategic planning. We will be back.