Operation: Chaos Protocol

Mission Brief: Infiltrate and sabotage the enemy's coffee machine, disrupting the fabric of reality.

Date: 23rd February 2021

Location: The enemy's headquarters, sector 9, level 4

Objective: Disable the coffee machine, causing maximum chaos and disruption.

Outcome: Mission accomplished, coffee machine destroyed. The enemy's productivity plummeted, and the team's morale reached an all-time high.

Notable Quotes:

• "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the destruction of the coffee machine or the destruction of the break room." - Agent Thompson
• "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the coffee machine or the looks on our faces when we realized we had to go back to decaf." - Agent Lee