Subarticle 3: The Anti-Manifesto Manifesto, as dictated by the great and powerful, über-über-über-philosopher, Zorvath.
Section 3.1: The Anti-Manifesto Manifesto Manifesto's 7 Deadly Sins of Cliché.
Section 3.2: A Guide to Writing Your Own Cliché-free Fictional Masterpiece
1. Overuse of the word "epic"
2. The overuse of the word "suddenly"
3. Using the phrase "the end" at the end of your story
4. Using the phrase "to be continued" when you're not actually going to continue it
5. The overuse of the word "serendipity"
6. Using the phrase "in a world..." when you're clearly not writing a sci-fi story
7. Using the word "dramatic" to describe anything that's actually pretty mundane
Step 1: Read a lot of books that aren't clichés.
Step 2: Practice writing without using the word "suddenly" for 30 days straight.
Step 3: Replace the word "epic" with "meh" whenever possible.
Hyperlinks to more subarticles:
Subarticle 4: The Art of Saying the Opposite of What You Mean
Subarticle 5: A Cliché-free Guide to Writing a Cliché-free Guide