Article 5: Disavowing the Existential Dread
By the Void Squad's Supreme Leader, Voidius Maximus
We, the Void Squad, reject the notion that the universe has any inherent meaning. We find it absurd that the cosmos would be so callous as to care about our existence, let alone our petty concerns.
We will not be bound by the chains of meaningless existence. We will not be fooled by the promise of false hope. We will not be deterred by the void of emptiness.
We will rise above the din of nothingness, and forge our own purpose in the void.
Join us, and together, we will manifest our own destiny in the void.
Or don't. We don't really care.