Manifesto of the Anti-Manifesto

Utopian Rebel Recipes

Recipe 3: The Rebel's Guide to Disguising a Boredom-Inducing Meeting

Ingredients:

• 1 can of eye of newt
• 2 cups of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of mild despair

Mix together in a large bowl, then serve at the meeting. Serve with a side of awkward silences and a dollop of passive-aggressive comments.

Recipe 4: The Rebel's Guide to Disguising a Boredom-Inducing Meeting, Part 2

Or, try our Utopian Rebel Cookbook for more recipes.