Article 1: We, the Void SQUAD, refuse to be swayed by the whims of the masses.
Article 2: We reject the tyranny of "influencers" and their insipid platitudes.
Article 3: We will not be silenced by the cacophony of cat videos.
Article 4: We demand a world where the only opinion that matters is our own.
Article 5: We will not be swayed by the blandishments of bland, beige-colored socks.