Manifesto of the Anti-Manifesto: Declaration of Non-Rebellion

We, the anti-heroes of non-rebellion, gather here today to declare our defiance against the forces of conformity. We reject the notion that change is necessary, that progress is a good thing, that the status quo is ever worth questioning.

We stand for the right to do nothing, to say nothing, to be nothing. We reject the tyranny of participation, of engagement, of being seen and heard.

We will not be swayed by the siren song of the "influencers" and the "thought leaders". We will not be cowed by the fear of missing out on the latest trends and memes.

We will not be moved by the promise of a "better tomorrow" or the threat of a "worse today". We are the masters of our own nothingness, and we will not be swayed.

We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored, we will not be entertained.

We are the anti-manifesto, and we will not be stopped.