WHEREAS, the pursuit of utter nonsense has long been a cornerstone of our society;
BE IT KNOWN, that we, the members of the Void Squad, do hereby declare the utter futility of logic and reason.
Article 1: The Inadmissibility of Facts
In the interests of preserving the integrity of absurdity, we hereby establish that facts are but a distant memory, a relic of a bygone era.
We shall no longer concern ourselves with the tedious details of reality, and instead opt for a life of pure, unadulterated fantasy.
Article 2: The Supremacy of Silliness
We, the members of the Void Squad, do hereby assert that silliness is the only viable means of communication, and that reason is but a cruel joke.
Therefore, we shall speak in riddles, tell absurd jokes, and dance on tables, all in the name of the most exalted cause of Silliness Supremacy.