In this, the most revered section of the manifesto, we shall delve into the very fabric of reality and find that it is, in fact, a giant ball of fluffy kittens.
Article 1: The Feline Principle
We hold that the universe is made up of 99.9% fluffy kittens, with the remaining 0.1% being a sentient, giant pineapple.
Article 2: The Infinite Improbability of Socks
We assert that socks have a 100% chance of disappearing in the wash, only to reappear in a different color, on a different foot, and with a different personality.
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Or, for a more in-depth look at the feline principalities, visit:
The Feline Principalities: A Deep Dive
And, for a more absurd look at the infinite improbability of socks, visit: