Wherein we outline the principles for the art of doing nothing.
Article 1: The Importance of Procrastination
We, the Void Squad, recognize the vital necessity of putting off tasks until the last possible moment. For in the words of the great procrastination philosopher, "You can't have everything, and sometimes you can't even have anything."
Read Section 4: The Futility of Planning for more wisdom on this topic.
Or, if you're feeling particularly unproductive, go to Section 5: The Joy of Doing Nothing for some inspiration.
As we see it, the art of doing nothing is a delicate balance between the thrill of the unknown and the crushing ennui of existence.
We, the Void Squad, have dedicated ourselves to mastering this delicate balance, and we invite you to join us on our journey.
Or, if you will, go to Section 6: The Futility of Purpose to read about our existential crises.