Section 9: The Unapologetic Declaration of Human Rights

Article 1: The Right to be a Pain in the Ass

As members of the Void Squad, we hold that it's every human's fundamental right to be an annoyance to society.

From being late to work, to eating the last donut in the break room, to loudly singing along to your favorite tune while on the bus, we proudly assert that our existence is a nuisance to be reckoned with.

And so, we demand that all individuals be granted the freedom to be annoying, without fear of reprisal or judgment.

Join us in our fight for the right to be a thorn in everyone's side!