The Void SQUAD Manifesto: Chapter 5 - "Squad Goals"

We're not just a team, we're a movement.

Article 5, Section 3: "A SQUAD is not just a group of people with similar interests, it's a finely-tuned machine of efficiency and productivity. A SQUAD is a force to be reckoned with, a symphony of synchronized chaos, a—

• Subpage 6: The SQUAD Constitution
• Subpage 7: SQUAD Goals and Motivations

Join the SQUAD today and discover the thrill of doing absolutely nothing with the people you love!

SQUAD Goals and Motivations:

1. To become the ultimate procrastination experts
2. To perfect the art of doing nothing with style