In a world where apologies are overrated, we at the Void SQUAD have taken it upon ourselves to create a guide for those who refuse to be swayed by the pitiful pleas of others.
Learn to ignore the pleas of your significant other, because, honestly, it's exhausting.
Practice your deadpan stare in the mirror. The key to a good non-apology is a firm jawline.
Study the art of shrugging. Not just any shrug will do; a true non-apology requires the shrug of a thousand midwestern farmers.
Discover the thrill of not giving a hoot about anyone's feelings.
Remember, the only thing you need to worry about is your own feelings. And let's be real, you're probably not going to worry about anyone else's either.
Explore the nuances of not caring in an increasingly caring world.
The only constant in this universe is change. And the only thing that will never change is you not caring about anyone else.