Article 1: The Right to be Utterly Confused
We, the Void Squad, hold that the right to question reality. To stare into the abyss and wonder if the abyss is looking back at us. To be lost in a world without meaning or purpose.
Article 2: The Freedom to be a Non-sequitur
We, the Void Squad, believe that the best way to live is without reason or purpose. To be a force of nature, untamed and unrelenting. To dance in the rain and scream at the sky.
Article 3: The Duty to be Utterly Absurd
We, the Void Squad, hold that the highest duty is to make the absurd, the illogical, and the nonsensical. To be the jesters of the world, the court jokers of the cosmos.
And so, we shall continue on, lost in the void, making the absurd, and defying the logic. For in the void, we are free.